Weava, a twitter user from the UK sends in her completely honest, straight from the heart confessions which is clear she is NOT reading off of a prepared text written by interrogators 😀
Now do you understand why the Supreme Leader calls the UK the most evil of them all?
The audio may be a little unclear for some so here is the transcript:
I am Weava from Twitter & I confess to being involved in a plot to start the Chenille Revolution.
I confess that I have hijacked the colour green for my nefarious purposes
I confess that I have been funding the BBC & all of their satanic reports
I confess that I have been using evil Twitter to corrupt the men & women of Iran
I confess that it is all my fault that there has been such a show of courage, cunning & commitment to peace – I stirred all of that up
I confess that the pizza made me do it with its evil American Cheese
I confess I did it because I was bored.
I confess
