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The Underground Tunnel Under The UK Embassy

In Uncategorized on August 9, 2009 at 7:15 pm

We finally figured out who built the underground tunnel under the British embassy in Tehran:

This shameless CIA and BBC(!) agent does not even regret her immoral actions 😀 We love the funny accent.

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Galileo’s Confessions

In Uncategorized on August 8, 2009 at 6:50 pm

One of the most striking confessions that show the absurdity of forcing people to confess under torture comes from Galileo Galilei, the person who discovered that the world was not flat and that the Sun does not revolve around Earth. These confessions that are circulating in social networks these days to remind us of the absurdity of the forced confessions taking place in Iran today, are taken from this source:

I, Galileo, son of the late Vincenzio Gaillei of Florence, seventy years of age, arraigned personally for judgment, kneeling before you Most Eminent and Most Reverend Cardinals Inquisitors- General against heretical depravity in all of Christendom, having before my eyes and touching with my hands the Holy Gospels, swear that I have always believed, I believe now, and with God’s help I will believe in the future all that the Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church holds, preaches, and teaches. However, whereas, after having been judicially instructed with injunction by the Holy Office to abandon completely the false opinion that the sun is the center of the world and does not move and the earth is not the center of the world and moves, and not to hold, defend, or reach this false doctrine in any way whatever, orally or in writing; and after having been notified that this doctrine is contrary to Holy Scripture; I wrote and published a book in which I treat of this already condemned doctrine and adduce very effective reasons in its favor, without refuting them in any way; therefore, I have been judged vehemently suspected of heresy; namely of having held and believed that the sun is the center of the world and motionless and the earth is not the center and moves.

Therefore, desiring to remove from the minds of your Eminences and every faithful Christian this vehement suspicion, rightly conceived against me, with a sincere heart and unfeigned faith I abjure, curse, and detest the above-mentioned errors and heresies, and in general each and every other error, heresy, and sect contrary to the Holy Church; and I swear that in the future I will never again say or assert, orally or in writing, anything which might cause a similar suspicion about me; on the contrary, if I should come to know any heretic or anyone suspected of heresy I will denounce him to this Holy Office, or to the Inquisitor or Ordinary of the place where I happen to be.

Furthermore, I swear and promise to comply with and observe completely all the penances which have been or will be imposed upon me by this Holy Office; and should I fall to keep any of these promises and oaths, which God forbid, I submit myself to all the penalties and punishments imposed and promulgated by the sacred canons and other particular and general laws against similar delinquents. So help me God and these Holy Gospels of His, which I touch with my hands.

I, the above-mentioned Galileo Galilei, have abjured, sworn, promised, and obliged myself as above; and in witness of the truth I have signed with my own hand the present document of abjuration and have recited it word for word in Rome, at the convent of the Minerva, this twenty-second day of June 1633.

I, Galileo Gililei, have abjured as above, by my own hand

The Joy of Prison

In Uncategorized on August 7, 2009 at 3:08 am

Who said that people in Iranian prisons are forced to confess under torture?! We know for a fact based on the following confession from a reader in Austria that Iranian prisons are utterly enjoyable:

Yes, indeed for V.I.P treatment you do not even need to go all the way to prison yourself, the ride and beautiful bearded escorts are entirely free!

A Confession from Germany

In Uncategorized on August 3, 2009 at 11:19 pm

Reader Julia sends her marvelous confessions from Germany:

Very elegant and creative 🙂 We loved the pills 😀 Thank you!

Update: This confession has now become a popular link in the Iranian social networking site balatarin.com.

Join In!

In Uncategorized on August 3, 2009 at 2:46 am

We’ve just recently started this project and this blog. Many people on twitter and other social networking sites are showing positive responses to this whole idea. Please help share this idea with everyone. Share the link to this blog and its about page on twitter, facebook, myspace, yahoo, etc. and help get the word out. Encourage your friends to join in too. It can be a lot of fun! And you will also be helping the world realize how ridiculous the false confessions propaganda really is. Spread the word.

Post comments on this blog and tell us about your videos. We want to post them all here.

Update: Thanks to volunteer efforts, we have now set up www.watchmeconfess.org to point to this blog. So you can now easily tell your friends to visit WatchMeConfess dot org.

Update: We now have a Facebook group.

Ebrahim Nabavi Mocks Confessions

In Uncategorized on August 3, 2009 at 2:21 am

Mohammad Ali Abtahi is one of Iran’s most lovable clerics, also known as the “blogging mullah”. You can get to know him by watching his appearance on The Daily Show. When he was arrested, many people predicted that he would be forced to make false confessions under physical and / or psychological torture. This prediction recently came true. But before it did, famous Iranian comedian and satirist Ebrahim Nabavi posted a video on YouTube imagining what Abtahi’s confession might look like.

Here is the English translation.

It is worth noting that Nabavi himself was once arrested and forced to confess. He soon fled the country and announced that the confession was by force. As you can see, Nabavi had a lot of fun with this clip and you can too 🙂