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Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

The Joy of Prison

In Uncategorized on August 7, 2009 at 3:08 am

Who said that people in Iranian prisons are forced to confess under torture?! We know for a fact based on the following confession from a reader in Austria that Iranian prisons are utterly enjoyable:

Yes, indeed for V.I.P treatment you do not even need to go all the way to prison yourself, the ride and beautiful bearded escorts are entirely free!

Ahmadinejad’s Beard Aggravated The Velvet Revolution

In Uncategorized on August 4, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Another confession reveals that Ahmadinejad’s beard may have been the primary agitator of  the velvet revolution:

🙂

Brainwashed by the Coalition of Bald Manikins!

In Uncategorized on August 3, 2009 at 11:37 pm

Reader Tressa sends her incredible confessions:

Those evil manikins! It is unfortunate that their secret lobby has so much power and influence in politics these days! 😀 I’ve heard rumors that many manikins were also present in New York City on September 11, 2001.

A Confession from Germany

In Uncategorized on August 3, 2009 at 11:19 pm

Reader Julia sends her marvelous confessions from Germany:

Very elegant and creative 🙂 We loved the pills 😀 Thank you!

Update: This confession has now become a popular link in the Iranian social networking site balatarin.com.

A Tweeter Posts Her Confessions

In Uncategorized on August 3, 2009 at 2:27 am

A twitter user Talkoholic, has announced her confessions to the Iranian state media and posted them on YouTube. You can see them here:

This “common revolutionary greenie girl” as she likes to be known as, tells us that she was inspired to make the confession after reading Iran_Translator‘s Green Brief #46. She hates it when some people try to control other people’s minds and recommends this book chapter by Dr. Robert J. Lifton to everyone.

Many people have enjoyed her confession clip, which gave us the idea to start this website.

Update: This video has also been posted on Iranian.com and has received some comments there too.

Ebrahim Nabavi Mocks Confessions

In Uncategorized on August 3, 2009 at 2:21 am

Mohammad Ali Abtahi is one of Iran’s most lovable clerics, also known as the “blogging mullah”. You can get to know him by watching his appearance on The Daily Show. When he was arrested, many people predicted that he would be forced to make false confessions under physical and / or psychological torture. This prediction recently came true. But before it did, famous Iranian comedian and satirist Ebrahim Nabavi posted a video on YouTube imagining what Abtahi’s confession might look like.

Here is the English translation.

It is worth noting that Nabavi himself was once arrested and forced to confess. He soon fled the country and announced that the confession was by force. As you can see, Nabavi had a lot of fun with this clip and you can too 🙂