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BBC & American Cheese Join Forces Against Iran

In Uncategorized on August 14, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Weava, a twitter user from the UK sends in her completely honest, straight from the heart confessions which is clear she is NOT reading off of a prepared text written by interrogators 😀

Now do you understand why the Supreme Leader calls the UK the most evil of them all?

The audio may be a little unclear for some so here is the transcript:

I am Weava from Twitter & I confess to being involved in a plot to start the Chenille Revolution.

I confess that I have hijacked the colour green for my nefarious purposes

I confess that I have been funding the BBC & all of their satanic reports

I confess that I have been using evil Twitter to corrupt the men & women of Iran

I confess that it is all my fault that there has been such a show of courage, cunning & commitment to peace – I stirred all of that up

I confess that the pizza made me do it with its evil American Cheese

I confess I did it because I was bored.

I confess