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BBC & American Cheese Join Forces Against Iran

In Uncategorized on August 14, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Weava, a twitter user from the UK sends in her completely honest, straight from the heart confessions which is clear she is NOT reading off of a prepared text written by interrogators 😀

Now do you understand why the Supreme Leader calls the UK the most evil of them all?

The audio may be a little unclear for some so here is the transcript:

I am Weava from Twitter & I confess to being involved in a plot to start the Chenille Revolution.

I confess that I have hijacked the colour green for my nefarious purposes

I confess that I have been funding the BBC & all of their satanic reports

I confess that I have been using evil Twitter to corrupt the men & women of Iran

I confess that it is all my fault that there has been such a show of courage, cunning & commitment to peace – I stirred all of that up

I confess that the pizza made me do it with its evil American Cheese

I confess I did it because I was bored.

I confess

The Allure of the Persian…

In Uncategorized on August 11, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Ever since we started this blog, we have seen many foreign agents “confess” to various green crimes they have committed in Iran. But what is it about Iran that attracts so much attention? What is so attractive about it? Is it the oil? Is it the strategic geopolitical position of the country? No. We have just received a shocking new confession that reveals the true reason behind foreign meddling:

Aah the power of cats…and the allure of Persian cats…

How is Jar Jar Binks Linked to Iran’s Green Revolution?

In Uncategorized on August 11, 2009 at 5:00 am

We have found him! The person who invented the character of Jar Jar Binks is the one behind Iran’s green revolution! Watch to learn who else helped him:

We may have just discovered one of the most sinister characters in history. World Wars I and II are OK, but Jar Jar Binks?! Come on!!

Also, we noticed that the interrogators made a mistake in writing his confession statement for him. Did you notice it?

The Underground Tunnel Under The UK Embassy

In Uncategorized on August 9, 2009 at 7:15 pm

We finally figured out who built the underground tunnel under the British embassy in Tehran:

This shameless CIA and BBC(!) agent does not even regret her immoral actions 😀 We love the funny accent.