The Allure of the Persian…

Ever since we started this blog, we have seen many foreign agents “confess” to various green crimes they have committed in Iran. But what is it about Iran that attracts so much attention? What is so attractive about it? Is it the oil? Is it the strategic geopolitical position of the country? No. We have just received a shocking new confession that reveals the true reason behind foreign meddling:

Aah the power of cats…and the allure of Persian cats…

How is Jar Jar Binks Linked to Iran’s Green Revolution?

We have found him! The person who invented the character of Jar Jar Binks is the one behind Iran’s green revolution! Watch to learn who else helped him:

We may have just discovered one of the most sinister characters in history. World Wars I and II are OK, but Jar Jar Binks?! Come on!!

Also, we noticed that the interrogators made a mistake in writing his confession statement for him. Did you notice it?

A Poetic Confession

The pro-democracy green movement of Iran has produced a new confession video which is currently gaining popularity and being widely shared on the internet. It is in the form of a musical song, something almost like a dark poetic rap / hip-hop song. Serious and gloomy. Now it is available with English subtitles:

The English is of course just a literal translation and unfortunately does not capture the poetic beauty of the song.