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Top 10 Ways to Overthrow a Regime Using Google Translate

In Uncategorized on August 10, 2009 at 4:02 am

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Twitter, Facebook and Google’s newly introduced Persian-to-English translation software were part of a vast foreign conspiracy against Iran, said a prosecutor today at the second session of an extraordinary trial against alleged ringleaders of weeks of unrest unfolding in Iran.

So reports the LA Times on the latest round of Stalin-like court trials, as Fareed Zakaria explains:

The above charge with respect to Facebook & Google Translate is especially interesting when we notice that the Iranian regime’s English language mouthpiece and propaganda channel, Press TV, uses both Facebook and Google Translate on every single story on its website. Although it has removed Google Translate from its newer theme, this is the bar that appears under each of its stories in the classic view:

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Anyways, the thought that Google Translate can be part of a global conspiracy is so amazing that we thought we would invite all of you creative people out there to help us understand this claim by coming up with a list of imaginative ways in which this could be possible. We invite you to comment on this post with different ways to overthrow the Iranian government using Google Translate. We will then try to pick out some of the best and compile a list of the top 10 ways to overthrow a regime using Google Translate!

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  1. I always knew that i was part of the conspiracy, I should close all my accounts now.
    I CONFESS i have clicked on google ads and helped them overthrow the government of IRAN

  2. As you can see in this video:

    Ahmadinejad is not very good with English, so naturally, the UK & USA spies need to use Google Translate to let him know when he has been overthrown.

  3. I confess that I can now Google Translate the very important message that my Persian kitty spies have been trying to impart from inside Iran: آیا می توانم یک چیزبرگر است؟

    • I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER!! lol omg that IS truly the single line that can bring down the regime!

  4. Google translate inserts extra characters into translations containing subliminal messages saying things like “MARGH-BAR DICTATOR” – that’s how they got people chanting this…

  5. It’s very simple: every time you translate a non-Ahmadinedjad Farsi text to English using “Google Translate”, you inflate A’s and Kha’s followers a little more, since this is what happens to angry people. This goes on and on until they finally explode… Life can be easy!

  6. Each time I use Google Translate, the satellites reorient and send ZOOM RAYS down to further penetrate Ahmadinejad’s very thin veneer of sanity. Ahmadi rarely shows in public anymore, because he’s self-conscious about the homemade tinfoil hat Google Translate’s compelled him to wear.

    He’s also developing an itchy scalp rash due to this sinister plot by Google, Twitter and other bullying powers (*ahem* Canada).

  7. Each time I use Google Translate, the satellites reorient and send ZOOM RAYS down to further penetrate Ahmadinejad’s very thin veneer of sanity. Ahmadi rarely shows in public anymore, because he’s self-conscious about the homemade tinfoil hat Google Translate’s compelled him to wear.

    He’s also developing an itchy scalp rash due to this sinister plot by Google, Twitter and other bullying powers (*ahem* Canada).
    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

  8. Let’s see what Facebook, Twitter and Google Translate have in common: possibility of dispatching information in a quick ad easy way from any language in any language (that Google Translate supports).

    This is a very horrible crime and it is considered spying, as far as I can understand from the trial in Iran.

    This plot makes the Iranian officials unable to sleep at night because finally every person on earth knows who they really are. Everybody knows that sleep deprivation can affect brain function and cause serious diseases, such as heart disease and mental illnesses, such as psychosis and bipolar disorder. (thanks Wikipedia for information – btw I think Wikipedia is also part of the plot !!!! )

    I think this is also the explanation for the latest decisions and declarations of the Iranian officials.

  9. I confess i built some anagrams with “Google Translate” too:

    TEARGAS GONE TOLL –
    GAGA TELLERS ONTO

    But most recent is: GREEN GOALS TOTAL!
    ————————————–

  10. Now that the jig is up, I confess too. I have been helping Bill Gates over throw Steve Jobs by only using Microsoft products. I really didn’t mean to do it but it was those multi tasking features that brain washed me; I was hooked and there was no turning back. Oh yeah, while I am at it, I might as well confess that I use Yahoo’s search engine regularly, I go on eBay and bid on products; I buy most of my cds and books from Amazon; I often go to space.com to look at pictures of far away galaxies.. yes, I commit many similar acts of treason on the internet …. Oh God, is there no hope for me 😦

  11. I confess I retweet everything I find to be news-worthy and credible.

  12. Use Google Translate to send secret messages via Twitter. 1st 3 letters of message are order of 3 languages to translate message into to find real message. DUM could be Danish > Ukrainian > Maltese

  13. With Google Translate, Ahmadinejad can gain access to whole new world of information. After a while he will realize that he’s been brainwashed and start planning a velvet revolution against himself.

  14. Here’s my contribution! (link)

  15. I Confess that I, Green Mail, spent all day using Google Translate to help overthrow the Ahmadinejad/Khamenei regime:

    http://greenmail.vox.com/library/post/green-mail-cisco.html

  16. خدایا شکر که دشمنان ما را از احمقها آفریدی .

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